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Sunday the 31st of July 2005

6:44 PM

Too hot to care about anything

  • Mood:
  • Creativity Level: Low
  • Weather: Brain-frying hot

This heat has fried my brain and the brains of every TV commentator (my humble opinion). All day today .... should Martha Stewart go back to jail for being out on her grounds on her $10,000 cart ... does anyone give a damn. Shouldn't we be more worried about those trying to blow us up than about Martha?

Then there is Roberts and the Supreme Court nomination and the Senate ... what's up with the media trashing his wife and kids and calling them Easter Eggs and clothed like rejects from the fifties?

So, instead, here is a little laugh I got in an email that I thought I'd pass on:

Men are like....

1. Men are like ........
Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like ...... .
Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ........
Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......
Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ......
Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....
Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .
Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ........
Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ......
Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .......
Popcorn .....  They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ....
 Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........
Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like .
Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

 

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